So I was out on a walk yesterday when I decided to go to the local elementary school and just walk around the property there. So I did, and the whole time I was being raped in the face by an massive horde of gnats. So there I am being assaulted by an army of annoying, god-damn bugs smaller than the tip of a pencil and for some reason, I got the urge to look down. There's a fucking Diamondback, coiled up staring at me with it's mouth wide open. Bastard didn't make any sound at all. So I take a few steps back, and start laughing like a damned maniac. I nearly stepped right on a Diamondback fucking rattler snake. So I whip out my shitty phone with an equally shitty camera (2 megapixels?), a pop a quick photo as close as I can get without the little fucker biting me in the leg. Which wasn't very close. So I take my shitty picture, shoulder up my back pack, and walk back home to indulge in some Eegees and laugh at some shit on /b/.

What a fucking day.

(Just so you know, I am/was in Tucson, Arizona. There is a metric fuck ton of desert wildlife and cacti around my house. Hell, I've even seen Javelina running through my front yard.)

(Also, I found The Movies for four dollars at Big Lots. If you don't know, The Movies is a tycoon type game that was made by Lionhead Studios before they were acquired by Microsoft. It's pretty fun. Damn good deal, they even had Hearts of Iron.)